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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3814 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!