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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9703 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3990 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!