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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9900 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!