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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6989 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!