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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1009 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!