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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6448 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Ores Mined: | 4343 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!