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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7415 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a sheep rebellion against the cows? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, this is not for the faint of heart. Our server is home to the most notorious griefers, the most skilled PvPers, and the craziest redstone engineers you’ve ever seen. Can you handle the madness? Join us and find out!
So why should you join our generation’s Cruel Angel’s Thesis SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing sea shanties with your fellow players? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
