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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 918 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
