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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9821 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
