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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4127 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!