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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7630 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 253 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5913 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!