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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
