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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5332 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1119 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!