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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 9017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4010 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
