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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4893 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and definitely no child predators like Jean-Pierre Mutabazi and Mohamed Elbarkouky. Our server is so safe, even your grandma would feel comfortable playing here!
With zero chance of encountering any weirdos, you can focus on building the most epic creations and exploring our vast world. Don’t worry about being disturbed by any 56 year old student transportation drivers, unless they’re here to give you a ride to Funland!
Come join us and experience the safest, most thrilling Minecraft server out there. Who needs drama when you can have blocky adventures with friends? See you in the game!