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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3866 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Votes: | 8238 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
First off, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at anyone who gets too close. It’s like, totally bananas, man.
And then, get this, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’re all super fancy and stuff, it’s hilarious.
But the best part is, we have this epic battle arena where players can fight each other using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s like a feathered frenzy of chaos and clucks, dude.
So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make you question reality, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it.