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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
