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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8484 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1132 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4351 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!