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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6973 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!