A newly started SMP server based in Canada. Semi-Vanilla with tpr, sethome, pvp toggle, etc. Come join!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 454 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8035 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
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| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 118 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
