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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Votes:	6953
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Farms Harvested:	295
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	270	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8009	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	130	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Animals Bred:	190
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7845
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5587	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crops Grown:	1152	Meteorites Collected:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

amazehut.minehut.gg

Parallel

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crops Grown:	9812	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to Parallel, a vanilla SMP where rifts randomly open between differently-themed worlds, and players are free to travel between them at their leisure in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure.IP = play.parallelmc.org (MC Version 1.20+)For more info, visit our discord: https://discord.gg/G3XjaPJd53

play.parallelmc.org