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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	553
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6322	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8986
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchantments Applied:	173	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2228	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9745
Dragon Eggs Found:	4502	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2157

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8749
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	439
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	915989	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	423	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Love Letters Sent:	10

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Animals Bred:	36
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	1408
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3701
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	6908	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3502	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	2743	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net