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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5644
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	7641
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SGPvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

play.sgpvp.net

Europe Gaming MineCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

108.60.192.182

Utterlicious

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

utterlicious.mcpro.co

ReitCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2633	Star Shards Collected:	133
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72

Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

69.175.28.252

Kism3t

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Farms Harvested:	904	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

mc.kism3t.uk

Infinite Heights

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Infinite Heights

play.ih-mc.com

KickAxeCraft

Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

play.kickaxecraft.com

EmpireCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	183	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Adequate adult administration, private areas, shops, etc. The server has Whitelist, so leave us your request on the server forum.

server.empirecraft.lv

ShallWeCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Amazing Server! Great Staff! 24/7 Fun!

mc.shallwecraft.com

Creationation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Creationation

Creationation.eu

Jingos Minecraft Server Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Towny Server. We use Towny for protection. The people and staff are what makes our community great. Be a part of it. Join! Make sure to join our website for recent updates.

Website – http://www.jingomcs.com

Server Addresses towny. jingomcs.com 158.69.131.100 158.69.131.101 158.69.131.103

towny.jingomcs.com

Jeremy’s World

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

I pay for this server and NO ONE else is on it except me. And I’m kind of tired of playing alone. I don’t want some massive community on my server, I just want a few people (though it can handle 20 players). I use Bukkit, I have a warp plugin installed, and I’m not asking for money to play on it. 100% uptime (except for when I have to update .jar files or backup the server). My email is “[email protected]” if you want to join.

mc05.serverminer.com:25577

Damned PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

A Faction/PvP Survival Server Plugins:Essentials, Factions, Multiverse, Signshop, PlayerHeads, WorldBorder, Votifier, iConomy, MCMMO, TimeIsMoney

damnedpvp.mcph.co:48889

Kingdom Eternal (Multiple

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	4037

Mutliple servers!!

When you join the server you will be teleported to the hub room, where you can choose which server you want to join. The following servers are:

RPG TF2 Hunger Games

Come check us out!

hub.mc-ke.com

Minederp

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2227	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Best server, trust me… 😉

minederp.com