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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7296	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Bluedog

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Hi All of you out there this is bluedog owner whose server is 24/7 it is faction/pvp we really do a lot for the server there are about 60/70 in server every day so it is not a server that is not known there are some ranks you can get for free it’s vip/vip+ vip can /hat /top /invsee but can’t take things and can also kit vip where vip+ can do the same but can make nick with color and write with color and much more you mustn’t ask about up no kind of hack no spam no advertising also further we have an intro to the server you can see it here somewhere see you there BYE Regards bluedog

37.59.178.19

ZbuCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Items Found:	8784	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Hey, I’m BronzeGaming and with my friends Uzzz1 and zavago93 we have started a new server. The server has 24/7 host and almost unlimited slots. We had a server before but then we upgraded to this new serverhosting website.

Right now there is no plugins on the server but that will be fixed in the near future! The only thing that we can afford you guys right now is normal survival, but later on we will add, Survival games (Hunger games), creative, and yeah, many other things.

This server hasn’t got any players so we would like to have some. So if you want to join feel free to do so 🙂

We haven’t got any staff except me, Uzzz1 and zavago93 (owners). But this isn’t a “first players who join gets admin, mod or whatever”. We wan’t staff that follows the “normal rules” (no griefing, no spamming and so on) and is kind to all players.

Other then that we have planned to be working alot with the server 🙂

RIght now there isn’t any requirements to join our server, just be sure to be nice and follow the rules.

Remember this server is Brand new so we only have normal survival at the moment.

75.102.46.74:25665

Wreckless PVP – Factions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1322
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

184.154.92.29

Romania Minecraft City

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	777	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Free build

193.84.64.31

MinePrime

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9037
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Awesome 24/7 Server!

mineprime.com

Legioncraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

A server based on ancient Rome. Fight in the Colosseum to win awards and money and battle other players to claim their heads as your own. Sell the heads of slain monsters for profit.

108.60.193.205

BorderCraft PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	917	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

This is a brand new pvp server! BorderCraft PvP features:

No Lag Uptime = 24/7 Xp farms Parkour 2 pvp arenas! Factions Plot World Hunger Games Auctions And much more!!!

Hope to see you on!!!

bordercraft.mcserver.ws

MCLoaded

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Factions, Hunger Games, Mob Arena, Player Heads, Economy and more!

mcloaded.co.uk

Nameless PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to Nameless PvP! This server is a pvp based factions server. There is also raiding, so make your base/house hard to find and hard to access! Rules: [1] No Hacking [2] Don’t Be Rude [3] Don’t spam staff, they will help when they have time [4] Donators or VIP’s can’t be scammed! [5] Do not ask for op or staff positions. [6] Do not Ignore Staff [7] No Advertising other servers or webpages! [8] Staff can play, raid and pvp! As long as they don’t spawn in items or pvp when they do /tp! If they do this, report them with /ticket. Website: http://namelesspvp.enjin.com Right now the website is a work in progress and more will be added when the server gets more donations! We hope you enjoy your time on the server!

198.154.120.44

vSprawl

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

vSprawl.co.uk

downundercraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	9217	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

198.154.104.216

Mienenkraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3335	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

80.86.186.222

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4382
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

play.instacube.at

MinecraftYouPlay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

s.mcyp.de

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Potions Brewed:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

192.227.132.212