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Cheeky Chavs Craft

addiction, always online, Ban, ban online games, Chads, Chavs, CHEEKY, control, Craft, england, Gaming, Government, internet, kneel, legislation, Online Games, Parliament, Petition, Regulation, SLOP, uk, UK Parliament, video games

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

Adventure, Anime, BATTLING, boring games, Childhood, Collecting, Creatures, cute designs, Evolution, Exploration, fanbase, Franchise, Gaming, Gotta, hate pokemon gameplay, love pokegirls, Monsters, Nostalgia, pokecraft, pokemon, strategy, Trainers

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	3314
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7868
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	291
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
New Chunks Explored:	93224	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9565
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.