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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4807 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!