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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9622 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!