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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 1946 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!