OMORI General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and shenanigans galore. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when you swing it. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

2. We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that have been tamed and trained to do your bidding. Need a bodyguard? Just summon your trusty zombie pal to protect you from any pesky players trying to steal your diamonds.

3. Our server is run by a group of quirky NPCs who are constantly getting into ridiculous situations. From epic battles with giant spiders to dance parties in the Nether, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchantments Applied:	236	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Animals Bred:	109
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	175
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!