so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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