Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	95056	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

play.calcorra.com:25593

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Potions Brewed:	137
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

103.195.103.134:25578

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	887
Emeralds Found:	4118	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Villages Defended:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

play.trooperland.net

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Items Found:	7568
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crops Grown:	2539	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

gg.pixelquantum.com

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	285
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

play.homesteadmc.us

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

168.119.4.49:30184

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	278
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

play.spidermc.xyz

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	60	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Play.darkpvp.in

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

mc.haliacraft.com

RIVMC

Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	67
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

103.195.100.137:25566

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴜʟᴀ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀꜱ

Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

mc.ulagamers.com

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

cropcraft.apexmc.co

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

play.thefruitbox.net

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

fromthefog.mcserver.us

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

play.capskyblock.com