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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ores Mined:	4605	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	1761
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	360

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	205
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	264	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

– Java & Bedrock support – Versions 1.8 – latest – Custom pickaxes – Custom progressive pickaxe levelling and exp system – Custom enchants – Custom backpacks – Custom tokens & tokenshop – 26 regular mines & 6 donator mines – Personal and global sell boosters – Much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.