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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	608
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	494
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5062	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	195
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MINECASSIA is one of the BEST SMP networks out there open for Java, Bedrock & Cracked players. Released now. We mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends.PVP: We have many PVP maps to choose from, where you can battle your friends with the loot you get from the Survival SMP!Survival SMP: Survival is a semi-vanilla game mode with a few plugins with a try to provide a vanilla experience to the players. The whole survival server tutorial can be found by using the command /help.Our Uniqueness: We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & things you cannot find in any other server for example our very special Quests in Survival, Custom self made GUIs only for MineCassia, RTP, Shop messages and much more which you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	3970	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Items Found:	2943
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4673
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!