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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4877

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	230
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Villages Defended:	18	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	7443

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.