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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	7149
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.