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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4399	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9082	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crops Grown:	2406	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1294	Magic Items Found:	4110
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchantments Applied:	110	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1272

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com