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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	354646

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Animals Bred:	180	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1308

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3444
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Farms Harvested:	449	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	269	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.