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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchantments Applied:	61
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	1685
Dragon Eggs Found:	9043	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	136	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6628	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mines Excavated:	4133	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1415	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	114
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	1784	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.