Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1211
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.