Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 991
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2975 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

    Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

    u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

    plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

    so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EndNetwork

    EndNetwork

    EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Chaotic Realms

    Chaotic Realms

    [1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

    BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

    Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Potions Brewed: 77 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name PlongieCraft
    Features Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
    Website Plongie.com
    Trailer Watch trailer here

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

    A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

    Q: What can players expect on the server?

    A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

    A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

    Pixel Puns Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

    4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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