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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 9 Potions Brewed: 139
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimension Hops: 12
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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