| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6865 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 1000 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.
No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2252 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3213 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 386 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3468 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9519 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7175 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2966 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4922 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5188 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8590 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7083 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6593 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1593 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6557 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
