| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5230 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7231 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Server Type | Vanilla |
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| Server IP | soulsteal.me |
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
A: No, the server is vanilla.
A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.
A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4305 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1661 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6816 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 685 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9587 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 485 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2504 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3993 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 142 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5477 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2608 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1502 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8773 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 16 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7929 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4387 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5937 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1510 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3977 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6579 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
