| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3038 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7177 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 490 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 4873 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 264 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5855 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 1611 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6052 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 6285 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5690 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1753 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8042 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1416 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9985 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4185 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2907 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3690 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7233 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 401 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2467 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
