π₯π₯π₯
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4791 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3663 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Votes: | 4679 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.
