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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7873 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 102 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”
but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.
and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.
so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.
