NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	136
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	336	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchantments Applied:	191	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	6085
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Votes:	1471	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1495	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Void Gems Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9834
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Star Shards Collected:	209
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	142

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!