NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2048
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5282	Alien Abductions:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	4554
New Chunks Explored:	928921	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	5147
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	561708	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minegant.uz

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Farms Harvested:	365	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Emeralds Found:	117
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	160
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	5601
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	21
Void Armor Forged:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.