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On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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