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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 801 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 276 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.
join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.
plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.
so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.
